Lollipops a Menace to Innocense or Suckers: A Serious Female Addiction

Once a simple, childhood treat ... the lollipop is now the 21st Century's most notorious lady killer. It's no surprise, but no less saddening, that such a sugary delight has become one of my generations most sought after sexual icons.



Take a look at the phenomenon's humble beginnings:



A leisurely afternoon snack has become a favorite fetish for deviants and predators:



Even worse, it is a life threatening addiction for many of Hollywood's most fragile stars:


... so daunting it drags their love ones down the same path:


This candy is rapidly souring our youth ... look at this little girl's harrowing portrayal of early childhood addiction and her devastating withdrawal symptoms as her drug of choice is torn from her mouth, leaving her naked and thrashing:


This shocking cartoon depicts how one devil possessed lollipop turned a preteen boys fingers into tiny penises:


In response to this growing epidemic, several religious groups have been working hard to reclaim the innocent treat's identity ... hoping to purify and thus save the delicacy.





I certainly hope they act fast as this unparalleled threat to chastity has exceeded our borders and has already made it's way to certain parts of Asia and even France!:



This earth-shattering addiction is most rampant among females, and men continue to glorify and exploit this devastating truth by further solidifying us as sexual objects.

Here are just a few music videos that support this theory:







Saddening evidence of women victimized by their disease when tempted with the promise of fame one lollipop at a time:



America's perversion of a favorite childhood numnum through pop culture brainwashing tactics must be stopped!





If you or someone you know has a problem putting down the sucker he or she may be seriously addicted or on a dangerous path to becoming a nymphomaniac. With your love and concern, you could help stop another life from being ruined by lollipops.