Asians Performing Magic at the Olympics

No, I'm not referring to the 13-year-old wonder goddesses of China. This is not a public service announcement about child labor gymnastics.

However, I'm appalled that several Asians seem to be zooming through the Olympics by utilizing various magical powers. This isn't Hogwarts ... it's Beijing. Where does integrity remain if not in a communist nation?

Here are some prime examples of Asian Magicians at the Olympics. Please note, that clearly levitation is a learned art in schools - along with penmanship.







(As you can see, this isn't the first year the Asians delved into dark arts for victory at any cost.)

Maybe the Americans should spend less time blowing coke and more time training with David Blaine and Criss Angel - or maybe that's where the habit comes from?




I will try and update this as Asians continue to call upon sorcery and ancient trickery to conquer the games.