Things I want to give Sufjan Stevens:

1) An amp
2) Balls
3) A light-up globe with North America cut-out.
4) Angel wing tattoos on his shoulder blades (does he already have these?)
5) Balls
6) An "oops!" baby (Pitchfork spoof not included)
7)
8) An addiction to a hard drug, but not hard enough to get him on Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab
9) Balls
10) A poopie diaper (see: #7)
11) Normal human vocal chords
12) A handjob

Things I want to ungive Sufjan Stevens:
1) Gimmicks
2) The shivering boy he's hiding in his basement
3) A clitoris (see: previous post)
4) A mop (see: #10 via #7)
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