Myspace prooves superior in friendship strengthening capalitites once more aka Top 10 Reasons Why Maggy and I Have an Unbreakable Bond of Friendship

Original Text:
top 10 reasons suzanna best is lame!!
Current mood: ninja

1. she goes on peoples blogs and tears them up completely
2. she tries really hard to wear the cutest/coolest clothes out of everyone on the earth.
3. she makes fun of blogs when SHE HAS HER OWN!!and its super WITY
4. she dyes her hair blonde
5. she listens to REALLY hip and cool obscure music.
6. she hates dogs and lives in a big city so it works out PERFECT
7. she is terrified of plastic bags and yells at you if you try and give her one and cowers in a corner crying!
8. she is too cool to take pictures of touristy/untouristy shit in a city! gotta keep that "i dont care bout nothin'" image going.
9. she cries every night STILL begging for Tupac to come back and lay by her side.
10. shes emo


i hope my currently playing is hip enough for me to be listening to! i think im going to go drink some tea by myself and give my dog her acne medicine and step in dog shit again like last night in my bare feet and treat my chiggers. get ready n ashville here i come. nashville NOT new york!! BOOOO NEW YORK!

Translation:
Let's recap -
1. I grammatically improve upon my friend's blogs
2. I enjoy being an individual and I am mindful of all other cultures in that persuit
3. My blog is super wit(T)y
4. I like to have a good time
5. I have refined musical taste
6. I help the environment by using public transportation and not owning a pest
7. I help the environment part II
8. My visual capacity is strong enough to maintain moments that may proove to be fleeting for the average, unattentive passer-by. Also, I am carefree.
9. I am eternally loyal and passionate about the ones I love
10. I am sensitive, attentive and intune with my emotions

Thanks again, Maggy. Your unfaltering love and encouragement have made me who I am today (see 1 - 10 for explanation of who I am today). I have learned yet another valuable lesson from you through your financial aptitude as you know that by signign a lease in Nashville ... you are indeed moving there and not New York City. Enjoy your tea and I llve you with all of my heart.