First, let me start by saying that I haven't wanted to cut myself in a warm bathtub this badly since I heard they weren't making any new episodes of Saved by the Bell.
I never thought I would hate Paris. This guy has raped me of the joy I find in reminiscing about strolling the streets with a hot and crusty crepe in hand. Now I can only envision myself standing in the far corner of the alleyway behind him throwing up blood and Dashboard Confessional records. Why is he Golden Girls on top and Vampire Weekend on the bottom?
Damn these 5-0 pigs for arresting Ronald. If they weren't such sausages they'd realize Ron was just TO'd because his burger got got.
I was really counting on the ole gang to bring the rain on this guy. They may look cute and fluffy, but that's just b/c they're jacked on coke and ready to ride.
I-just-DK, y'all ...
This mutant humanoid is the reason I've decided to become on advocate of global gentrification.
Word to that ...
2 comments:
do azns speak french in france?
what does that sound like?
do you think he watched factory girl on his iphone 24/7 and thinks that SJP is meant to be his bff?
uh, that photo is excruciating to look upon.
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