Thursday, September 25, 2008

My thoughts on the most bobbliest of bobblehead models



I should feel bad since she clearly has multiple sclerosis, but ... well ... I don't. I never thought she'd get a job after being fired as Gwen Stefani's harajuku body-double. Boy was I wrong.



Should plastic bobbleheads really be drinking martinis? Or maybe that's hot wax in that glass ... she probably took it from the set of "Living La Vida Loco" - (she was in that right?) I hope that it will cure her of the blood deficit in her legs...



She is a phoenix rising though ... b/c I heard she passed away when she got tasered and fell from that building earlier this week

but she's still around cuz I think I saw her riding one of her bikes around MePo (The Meat Depot) yesterday


I wonder how much she gets paid to be an Easter egg at children's parties?

I used to have Easter egg hunts for my birthday, but I bet we wouldn't have been able to afford Laura Hollins ... oh oops I mean Aggy though.

But Aggy is sooo original ... there has never been anyone like her before!









She's made us all stronger ... and sales at Claire's / The Icing have really peeked which is great for my stocks!!!

Thursday, September 4, 2008